Arbitrary quickies

Screech gets mugged by a chick [E!]

The Sun has apologized for writing a bogus story about Prince Harry and his groping incident [The Sun]

Jennifer Aniston strongly declares that she is NOT engaged! [People]

Jon Benet Ramsey arrest made in Thailand [MSNBC]

Kate Hudson and Jen Aniston's airport encounter [FadedYouth]

Nick Lachey likes Satan more than his ex-father-in-law Joe Simpson [ContactMusic]

Kelly Osbourne's puppy don't preach [x17]

Madonna's camel toe has it's own myspace page