The Ultimate Celeb Memoribilia!

So you thought you had seen it all when it comes to celebrity memoribilia? Sure you heard about Britney's chewing gum selling on eBay, but we've found a website that takes selling stars' personal junk to a whole new level.

At BlackPitchpress.com you can find such items as celebrity fecal matter, skin cells and bacteria. We wish we were joking, but we're not. You can get your hands on Jack Black's waste for the low price of $92.00 dollars. Gary Busey and Robert Downey Jr are also among the list of fecal sample donors.

Just how are these samples acquired and how can we be sure that they're authentic? According to the website, the specimens come from an extensive network of trustworthy suppliers who in their dealings with entertainment and hospitality services, come into contact with celebrities on a day-to-day basis. Apparently maids have become reliable sources. As for the authenticity, these samples are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley, Colo. The samples are then cross-referenced with hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross.

What the hell is someone going to do with some celeb's crap? GROSS!