The Arbitrary

Arbitrary Quickies

2008-02-07T00:32:00.000+01:00

Splash News: Britney & her secret implantsThe Superficial: JoLo has twinsMollyGood: Katherine Heigel robbedThe Superficial: Christina Aguilera looks GOOD (also see People)Splash News: Shiloh & her fortress of solitude

Britney released from the UCLA psych ward

2008-02-07T00:22:00.000+01:00

After the original ruling of a 14-day hold on Britney Spears, she is now a free woman left to roam the streets again. Here is all the latest:The Los Angeles Times reports that Spears left without fanfare Wednesday, with the help of a private security detail. Spears was spotted later in the afternoon, leaving her Summit Circle home in Studio City.Spears was taken by ambulance to the

Kirsten Dunst checks into rehab

2008-02-07T00:14:00.000+01:00

Joining the string of celebrities at Cirque Lodge in Utah is Kirsten Dunst. A source tells Star, "She desperately needed help. She seemed to be intoxicated when she checked in because she was acting really erratic. She was extremely emotional, constantly breaking down in tears. She not in a good place right now, but thankfully, she's getting the help she needs."She will be joining the likes of

Former Ex-Miss Nevada arrested

2008-02-06T23:43:00.000+01:00

Former ex-Miss Nevada Katie Rees (you'll remember her from her rise to infamy when racy photos of her were posted all over the internet, causing her to be stripped of her crown) was arrested at 3am this morning for a traffic violation. She was driving with a suspending license and without insurance. When officers tried to arrest her she resisted & began elbowing & kicking them.She is now being

Heath Ledger's official cause of death was accidental overdose

2008-02-06T21:21:00.000+01:00

People.com reports that Heath Ledger's official cause of death was an accidental overdose of several prescription drugs.Heath Ledger's death on Jan. 22 was due to an accidental mixture of prescription drugs, New York City's Chief Medical Examiner has concluded."Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of Oxycodone, Hydrocodone, Diazepam, Temazepam,

New Kids on the Block are back!

2008-01-28T04:55:00.000+01:00

Reports are now claiming that NKOTB are staging a comeback:After months of speculation and rumor, the Kids are coming back. A well-placed source tells PEOPLE exclusively that New Kids On The Block are indeed getting back together.The band's Web site, www.nkotb.com, which had been dormant, is now back up and running in anticipation of the official announcement, which the source says will be made

Heath Ledger dies at 28

2008-01-22T23:33:00.000+01:00

From People.com:Heath Ledger was found dead at his Manhattan residence, a police spokesman confirms to the Associated Press. He was 28.Police say the death may be drug-related. The NYPD spokesman tells AP that Ledger had a massage appointment at his Soho apartment. When the housekeeper went to alert Ledger the masseuse was there, she found him at around 3:26 p.m. He was pronounced dead at 3:45

Enough money will save you from just about anything

2007-05-19T06:27:00.000+02:00

Paris Hilton has done it again. The princess & her expensive lawyers have gotten the little diva a shorter jail sentence. From The Associated Press: Paris Hilton will serve about half of her 45-day jail sentence and will be separated from the general inmate population, authorities said Wednesday. The hotel heiress will spend about 23 days in a "special needs housing unit" at the Century Regional

This is just ridiculous

2007-05-19T06:18:00.000+02:00

It's one thing to want a breast enhancement, but it's another to look like you have - literally - two misshapen honeydew melons shoved underneath your shirt. I applaud Pammy for not botoxing herself to death, but the giant tits have GOT to go! These pics are of her at the Cannes Film Festival, where she was booed when she arrived late and only stayed a few minutes for pictures.Source

Who the eff is this?!

2007-05-19T06:07:00.000+02:00

It's Gweneth Paltrow picking up daughter Apple from a daycare facility in California. I'm sorry, but if a celebrity REALLY does not want their picture taken then don't live in southern California! How often do you see paparazzi shots from celebs living in Oklahoma, Minnesota, or Idaho? I'm just saying...Image source

Nick Lachey plans to remarry

2006-12-13T04:50:00.000+01:00

From the NationalLedger:According to [Life & Style Magazine] Nick poured his heart out to his ex-wife about his new love and a source tells the magazine he confessed he was headed for the altar. "I'm getting married again, Jess and I wanted you to hear it from me," the magazine reports Lachey as telling Jessica during a 40-minute phone call. According to the report he claimed that there is a

Pam & Kid split

2006-11-29T06:11:00.000+01:00

In some of the least shocking news of the year, Kid Rock and Pamela Anderson have files for divorce. From People: Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from Kid Rock, her rep has confirmed to PEOPLE."Pamela filed for divorce last week," Anderson's rep, Tracy Nguyen tells PEOPLE. "It wasn't a happy Thanksgiving." A rep for Rock had no comment.On Monday, Anderson posted the following message on

Michael (Kramer) Richard's racial tirade

2006-11-21T04:02:00.000+01:00

At an L.A. nightclub, Michael Richards was doing a stand up comic routine when he flew into a tirade filled with racial slurs aimed at some hecklers in the audience. The video is pretty offensive, but if you wish to view it you can do so here. It's disappointing to see that after all these years there are still people like Richards out there. Of course, now he's appologized on David Letterman and

O.J.'s book deal canceled

2006-11-21T03:52:00.000+01:00

The crazies at that publishing company have finally come to their moral senses. O. J. Simpson's book, in which he hypothetically confesses to murder, has been pulled. From FoxNews:News Corp., the parent company of book publisher Harper Collins and the FOX network, has canceled publication of the O.J. Simpson book and television special "If I Did It." "I and senior management agree

Who knew TomKat had so many friends?

2006-11-20T06:39:00.000+01:00

I was kind of surprised by some of the celebs that turned out for the big wedding this past weekend. Turns out I wasn't the only one. TMZ takes a closer look:Given that we thought the guest list at the Cruise-Holmes nuptials in Italy seemed more like a Fellini film, or an episode of "The Surreal Life" -- Marc Anthony? Jenny McCarthy? Jenna Elfman? -- we tried to break down exactly what some of

TomKat are official

2006-11-20T06:29:00.000+01:00

In the most unsurprising news of the weekend, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes made it official over the weekend in Italy. Many celeb friends were of course in attendance. From A Socialite's Life:There were fireworks inside, too, a "never-ending kiss" between the betrothed after they exchanged vows Saturday. The kiss lasted so long it caused guests to shout "stop, stop!" said Giorgio Armani, who

Just another noonie Monday- NSFW!

2006-11-20T06:27:00.000+01:00

It still baffles me that celebs that are constantly photographed by the paparazzi don't want to wear panties or bras. They know better, which is why I don't feel the least bit bad about posting these pics. As far as I am concerned, they are asking for it. So start your Thanksgiving week with a little nip and noonie! (Please note: the second pic is NSFW. You've been warned.)

Willie Aames gets the wool pulled over his eyes

2006-11-16T05:28:00.000+01:00

If you grew up in the 80's and have any self respect, you should know who Willie Aames is. He played Scott Baio's sidekick Buddy Lembeck on Charles in Charge. Some folks over at RadarOnline got tired of always seeing celebrities hawking crap on infomercials and decided to have a little fun with the now-ordained minister Aames. Click here to read about all the hilarity.

This Brit/Kevin split is getting serious

2006-11-16T05:19:00.000+01:00

Looks like there's no going back now: Britney Spears apparently logged into her Myspace account on Monday (November 14) to remove estranged husband Kevin Federline from her top twelve friends, replacing the pole position with Jive Records. She also removed the messages asking her fans to buy Kevin's new album and request his song 'Privilege'.

New digs for Justin and Cameron

2006-11-16T05:15:00.000+01:00

Get a load of the new digs that Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz have purchased in Hawaii. At $16.9 million, the complex looks more like a small town that a home. Located on Oahu the location is 11,000 sq. ft. and boasts 11 bedrooms and 9 bathrooms! I will happily volunteer to look after the property any time!

More of the Paris/Shanna smackdown

2006-11-16T05:07:00.000+01:00

In an exclusive at TMZ, this is what they've learned:Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that the Los Angeles City Attorney is deciding if Paris Hilton is a crime victim and if Shanna Moakler is the perp. TMZ has learned that LAPD has completed its investigation into a smackdown last month at Hyde nightclub in Hollywood. TMZ posted video of Hilton going to the Hollywood division of the LAPD,

Emmitt wins!

2006-11-16T05:00:00.000+01:00

On the season finale of Dancing with the Stars, Emmitt Smith beat out Mario Lopez as the king of the dancefloor, taking reigning champion/partner Cheryl Burke with him. I can't say I'm sorry. Mario and Katalina really kinda bugged me. All their lovey-dovey smoochie talk wore thin really quickly. And they can't even admit that they're doin' it. Maybe their love is the real thing, but I can't

TomKat hoopla

2006-11-16T04:54:00.000+01:00

In preparation for their upcoming nuptials, TomKat arrived in Italy on Monday. Here's the latest on the "love birds" from People: Tom Cruise, who plans to wed Katie Holmes this weekend in Italy, has arrived with an entourage of 10 people in Rome. The actor and company were spotted arriving in a private jet at the Ciampino Airport outside Rome at 11:30 a.m. local time. The group was then driven

KFed's ridiculously tacky and inappropriate quote of the week

2006-11-15T04:33:00.000+01:00

People:"Hey, I see a lot of fine ladies in here. You know I'm a free man, right, ladies? You wanna dance with a pimp?"

Jude and Sienna split, yada yada yada

2006-11-15T04:22:00.000+01:00

For the 33rd, and apparently final time, Jude Law and Sienna Miller have split. Let's all have a collective "awwww...." and now let's get back to news that might actually be considered news.

KFed aka FedEx adds extortionist to his resume

2006-11-15T03:57:00.000+01:00

Model citizen and father Kevin Federline is now blackmailing his estranged wife. According to News of the World, Kevin has a sex tape with Britney doing some very naughty things. My question: Can Britney sue him for extortion? I say that when someone who is worth as little as Kevin (he was worth $15,000 when they wed) should never screw with someone as rich and powerful as Britney, but then

Britney dumps Kevin!!!

2006-11-09T06:14:00.000+01:00

In news we've all been waiting for, Britney Spears files for divorce against Kevin Federline. He's asking for full custody of their two children (like there's a chance in hell for that) and also for spousal support. Read more here and here and here and here. Oh Britney! You're finally back! We've missed you! I'm sure this will do wonders for Britney's image and her career.For a trip down

Weekend Roundup

2006-11-06T05:42:00.000+01:00

Culture Club fights back [Socialite'sLife]Doogie Howser comes out of the closet, but you already knew that, didn't you? [TMZ]Someone just plain feels sorry for Paris Hilton [Reuters]Saddam Hussein sentenced to death by hanging [SkyNews]You're not going to believe this new couple!!! [PerezHilton]Chris Rock files for divorce [US]Angelina meets with Indian minister to talk refugee [Reuters][image]

Shanna Moakler throws herself a divorce party

2006-11-06T05:36:00.000+01:00

From People: Shanna Moakler made the best of her split from Travis Barker on Friday with a divorce party at the Las Vegas nightclub Light at the Bellagio."I've been to past friends' divorce parties so I'm not the first person (to have one)," she tells PEOPLE. "I'm not groundbreaking or anything. I'm really doing it for myself to have closure and celebrate being single again and start a new

Hilary Duff's death threats

2006-11-06T05:31:00.000+01:00

From TMZ:Hilary Duff's alleged 18-year-old stalker has been arrested and sources tell TMZ the bust occurred after the man threatened to kill Duff this weekend.Manhattan Beach cops arrested Maksim Miakovsky, an 18-year-old Russian emigre, at a Residence Inn last Friday. He was booked on charges of making criminal threats and stalking.Sources tell TMZ that last Friday, a private investigator from

Celebrity Halloween Costume Contest

2006-11-01T01:17:00.000+01:00

From Fatback and Collards comes the first annual halloween contest. See the good, the bad, and the tacky.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe split

2006-10-31T01:20:00.000+01:00

It is with much sadness that I bring you the news that Ryan and Reese have announced their separation. Of the few Hollywood couples that I thought might actually make it, I sure did think that they were one of them. The couple's rep released a statement to TMZ Monday morning that says "We are saddened to announce that Reese & Ryan have decided to formally separate. They remain committed to their

Halloween at the Playboy Mansion

2006-10-31T01:06:00.000+01:00

Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker, Bill Mahr, Pauley Shore, Hef's 12 girlfriends... they all came out to celebrate Halloween and have a bloody good time. Click here to watch the video. Bill Mahr gets the award for most inappropriate costume, he came as the late Steve Irwin, bloody harpoon through the chest and all.

McCartney/Mills play nice for a day

2006-10-30T15:56:00.000+01:00

People: A temporary truce in the bitter divorce battle between Heather Mills and Paul McCartney took place Saturday at the third birthday of their daughter Beatrice at a children's play center in East Sussex, England, according to published accounts.Both parents behaved amiably during the 90-minute lunchtime gathering, Britain's Hello! magazine reports.However they left separately, with Paul

Weekend roundup

2006-10-30T06:27:00.000+01:00

What did you miss this weekend? While you were out enjoying yourself, here's how your celebrities spent their time:-Nicole Richie is seeking treatment for what her rep describes as an inability to put on weight. [People]-Nicole Richie collapses at Hyde early Sunday morning. [TMZ]-Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn catch "Wicked" in London. [US]-Lindsay Lohan experiences paranoia and calls cops. [

Internet addict

2006-10-29T06:18:00.000+01:00

From the Stanford School of Medicine, is this you?Is spending too much time online a prevalent and damaging condition, or simply a bad habit among a select few? Stanford University School of Medicine researchers have taken an important step toward resolving the debate over whether compulsive use of the Internet merits a medical diagnosis.“Our telephone survey suggests that potential markers of

Britney's #2 has an official name

2006-10-26T05:33:00.000+02:00

Britney Spears has named her second baby son Jayden James -- and that, finally, is official.The September 12 birth certificate, filed with Los Angeles officials this week, was the latest twist in the rumor and secrecy that marked the arrival of the once publicity-hungry pop star's second baby.Not only was the birth at a Los Angeles hospital never officially announced by Spears or her husband

Dead celebrities that still earn big $$$

2006-10-26T05:27:00.000+02:00

Forbes has once again released its annual Top-Earning Dead Celebrities list. According to Forbes, Marilyn Monroe raked in a cool $8 million last year, earning her the ninth spot on the dead earners list. But where is it all coming from? Nearly a half-century after her death, the blonde bombshell is still cashing in on her image -- or rather the licensing of it. Forbes listed Albert Einstein as

The Hoff's divorce getting sticky, gooey, messy

2006-10-26T05:21:00.000+02:00

From TMZ, reports claim that David Hasselhoff's estranged wife was intoxicated at their daughter's Sweet 16 party and has tested positive for cocaine. Celebrity divorce: bad for them, great entertainment for us! Keep it coming you crazy Hoffs! (Read the full story at TMZ.)

Paris: bad in bed and drug smuggler, geez...

2006-10-24T06:15:00.000+02:00

The quotes you are about to read are from Nick Carter. Bear this in mind when judging. Nick is filth and Paris is rich trash, so believe what you will:"She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex. "She relied on drugs and drink to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform."I lost count of the nights I had to pick her off

Anna Nicole to be evicted?

2006-10-24T06:09:00.000+02:00

The day after Anna Nicole Smith buried her son Daniel, a letter was hand-delivered to her house in the Bahamas ordering her to leave the residence by Oct. 31, PEOPLE has learned.G. Ben Thompson, a Myrtle Beach, S.C., developer, says he owns the property in New Providence where Smith has been staying. He says he purchased the house for a bit less than $1 million in August as a favor to Smith, whom

Madonna on Oprah

2006-10-24T06:06:00.000+02:00

Madonna will appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show this week to discuss her decision to adopt David Banda, a 13-month-old boy from Malawi.The show will tape Tuesday and air Wednesday, a spokesperson for Harpo Productions tells the Associated Press.In response to the growing controversy about the adoption, Madonna said in a statement to PEOPLE: "I expect to be given a hard time about many of the

Madonna adoption UPDATE

2006-10-24T06:00:00.000+02:00

Update: A senior Malawian government official on Monday dismissed as untrue remarks by an illiterate father who said he was misled into signing over his son for adoption by pop diva Madonna.Yohane Banda, father of the one-year-old boy, told Reuters Television on Saturday that he never intended his son to be adopted by Madonna. He accused senior officials in government of not telling him the

A "wave" of celebrity protest

2006-10-24T05:50:00.000+02:00

LA Times:Entertainers join surfers in targeting a massive floating terminal that would warm natural gas from Asia and Australia and pipe it ashore. The campaign to halt various proposals to build ccccccc off the Southern California coast has been a rather subdued affair — until Sunday, when a parade of celebrities and surfers showed up in Malibu to join the protest.The target of the demonstration

Britney desperate to sell K-Fed's album

2006-10-21T18:51:00.000+02:00

If this isn't desperation, I really don't know what is. Britney Spears is asking her fans to help sell her hubby’s album. The “Oops, I Did It Again” singer is sponsoring a contest, and the fan who helps sell the most copies of Kevin Federline’s “Playing With Fire” gets to party with Spears and K-Fed on Halloween during the CD release party. Second prize is the pair of sneakers that K-Fed wore on

Screech to profit from tacky sex video

2006-10-21T10:02:00.000+02:00

First Dustin Diamond denies releasing the very sexually explicit video and condemns the man who put it on the internet. He claimed that he would fight against this man to stop it's continued release and Diamond said he would not be making $$$ from it. Oh what a few weeks make. Seems Mr. Drrrty Sanchez has had a change of heart: Dustin Diamond has decided against trying to ban a new sex

Keith Urban enters rehab

2006-10-21T08:44:00.000+02:00

Yahoo: Keith Urban has checked himself into a rehabilitation treatment center for alcohol abuse, less than four months after his marriage to actress Nicole Kidman. The Grammy-winning country singer released a statement Friday that said he entered rehab Thursday night with his wife by his side. His publicist would not give the location of the rehab center. "I deeply regret the hurt this has caused

Just how tall are they?

2006-10-21T08:16:00.000+02:00

Check out this height list to find out just how tall a slew of celebrities like Ashley Olsen, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Alexander, Gwen Stephani and Dolly Parton really are. (Kirsty Alley tops the list at 5'7" and Verne Troyer is at the bottom at 2'8")

Hey Tom Cruise! Yeah you! Stop being such a pansy!

2006-10-21T07:41:00.000+02:00

I wish that L. Ron Hubbard's bitch (Tom Cruise) would realize that he draws more attention to situations that mock/ridicule him/Scientology by overreacting than the situations draw to themselves. Here's the latest Tom overreaction:A Web site satirizing Tom Cruise's affiliation to the Church of Scientology through spoof videos and commentary could face closure as religious officials threaten legal

O.J. Simpson is a crazy s.o.b.

2006-10-21T07:33:00.000+02:00

Only someone who has gone completely off the deep end would do something like this (well, you'd have to already be totally insane to commit double homicide, but you know what I mean). Check out the latest about O.J. from MSNBC:O.J. Simpson is confessing. Hypothetically, that is. The former football great, who was acquitted in criminal court 11 years ago of killing his ex-wife, Nicole Brown

McCartney/Mills divorce still hitting new lows

2006-10-21T01:11:00.000+02:00

First there was the claim, earlier this week, that Heather Mills made against her estranged husband Paul McCartney saying that he physically abused/attacked her during their marriage. Now she says that there is video to prove it. From the DailyMail:Heather Mills has taped evidence to back up claims that Sir Paul McCartney physically attacked her, say friends. When her explosive court divorce

Jay-Z and Anheuser-Busch

2006-10-20T03:16:00.000+02:00

AP: From Cristal to Budweiser? Anheuser-Busch has hired Jay-Z as its new co-brand director for Budweiser Select, banking on his celebrity and entrepreneurial expertise to help lift its beer brand.Marlene Coulis, the company's vice president of brand management, said Jay-Z, whose real name is Shawn Carter, is a great entrepreneur with expertise in pop culture, music and business. "He's got great

Yikes, Cameron!

2006-10-20T03:09:00.000+02:00

Maybe it's bad makeup, or maybe it's bad lighting, but Cameron Diaz looks frighteningly old in this picture. Is it just me or does she look 10 years older here than she normally looks?

Get your Donny Osmond doll here!

2006-10-20T02:44:00.000+02:00

Remember all those rainy days you spent looking out the window, wishing and dreaming of your very own Donny Osmond doll? How you longed to hold a miniature replica of him in your arms... My friend, your day has come! Straight from his sister Marie's website, MarieOsmond.com, you can have your very own "Baby Donny," as well as view Marie's doll collection. But view with caution: all the

Burial for Anna Nicole's son Daniel

2006-10-20T02:36:00.000+02:00

Anna Nicole finally buried her son after his untimely death six weeks ago. People has the details:Anna Nicole Smith buried her son, Daniel Wayne Smith, on Thursday in a private plot overlooking the waters of Lake Cunningham in New Providence, Bahamas. Howard K. Stern, Anna Nicole's partner, paid tribute to Daniel, with whom he'd been very close, according to a statement from the family spokesman.

Madonna adoption: The Father's Helpless Side

2006-10-18T07:06:00.000+02:00

As I'm sure you all know, Madonna has adopted a young boy from Malawi. But here is the boy's father's side of the story, a very sad side. The father of the little boy adopted by Madonna in Malawi has described his feelings of confusion and powerlessness in the face of the singer's determination to take his only surviving child away. Peasant farmer Yohane Banda, who can barely read or write,

Celebrity bra sizes

2006-10-18T06:57:00.000+02:00

For a list of hundreds of celebrities, go here. But here's a little taste...Anna Nicole Smith- 42DDJackie Kennedy - 35APaula Abdul- 34BMarilyn Monroe- 34CTerri Hatcher- 32CSo how do you stack up?

Top 100 most influential people who never lived

2006-10-18T06:36:00.000+02:00

Here are the top 10, you can view the complete list of 100 here.1. The Marlboro Man 2. Big Brother 3. King Arthur 4. Santa Claus (St. Nick) 5. Hamlet 6. Dr. Frankenstein's Monster 7. Siegfried 8. Sherlock Holmes 9. Romeo and Juliet 10. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde

Paris and LiLo make nice

2006-10-18T04:35:00.000+02:00

From PageSix:Lindsay Lohan is playing with fire. She's now decided to be best buds with her former nemesis Paris Hilton, and the two even had a sleepover in Las Vegas this weekend. On Saturday night, the terrible twosome arrived arm-in-arm to Michelle Trachtenberg's 21st birthday party at Tao and spent the night signing autographs for fans and whispering to each other. Then the ditzy duo retired

Jennifer and Vince are still together?!

2006-10-18T04:13:00.000+02:00

I didn't even know they were still together, but apparently Vince is threatening to sue a tabloid that claims he was cheating on Jen. Here's the scoop:Vince Vaughn is making it clear that he's still devoted to Jennifer Aniston: He's threatening to sue several tabloid newspapers that alleged he was seen kissing a "mystery blonde" and had ended his relationship with Aniston.In a statement released

Wesley Snipes: tax evader

2006-10-18T04:06:00.000+02:00

Wesley Snipes is being sought by federal investigators after he was charged with allegedly trying to defraud the US government of $12m (£6.4m) in taxes. If convicted, the film star faces up to 16 years in jail.Federal prosecutors said yesterday that they did not know the whereabouts of Mr Snipes, 44, and that he had not been arrested because officials were unable to locate him. The actor faces a

Nick and Vanessa still going strong

2006-10-18T03:51:00.000+02:00

I'm sorry, but I just love Nick. I'm really happy that he and Vanessa are still together. From People:Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo, cuddling all night at a bash to celebrate her Maxim cover at New York City hot spot Tenjune. The couple whispered in each other's ears and danced along to '80s classics. When Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer" began playing, they pumped their fists in unison and

Decisions you'll immediately regret

2006-10-13T02:11:00.000+02:00

If something embarassing has happened to you recently then this is the article for you. If you have ever made a decision, only to realize minutes later that it was a really, really dumb decision then this is also the article for you. And if you've ever wondered whether or not you were the strangest, dumbest, most peculiar person in the world then this article is for you. My dear reader, I am

Sienna's monogamy issues

2006-10-09T04:13:00.000+02:00

Sienna Miller tells People: "I don't know, monogamy is a weird thing for me. It's an overrated virtue, because, let's face it, we're f–ing animals."She says she was upset by the scandal – Law admitted he'd cheated with his kids' nanny – because it drew attention away from her acting. "Everything happened in the wrong order," she says. "You become very known for being someone's girlfriend, and all

Shanna Moakler and Paris Hilton brawl at Hyde

2006-10-05T01:03:00.000+02:00

Paris Hilton has filed a police complaint against Shanna Moakler after Moakler allegedly screamed obscenities and punched her in the jaw last night at Hyde in Los Angeles. Moakler must be upset about her soon to be ex-husband spending lots of quality time with Paris. In her defense, Moakler has also filed report against Paris' ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos claiming that he poured a drink over her

Dog leg or human penis? You decide.

2006-10-04T06:42:00.000+02:00

Here's a look at the new Ikea catalogue. There has been much speculation about that dog and his seemingly human endowment. It looks as if someone photoshoped a human penis onto the dog. Ikea says it's the dog's leg. Click on the pic to view a larger version. Upon close study, I just cannot see how it could be the dog's leg. You can't see any of the pads where they should be if it is a dog leg.

Celebrity style watch: the good, the bad, and the WTF?!

2006-09-30T06:07:00.000+02:00

Sharon StoneDennis RodmanVictoria BeckhamParis HiltonMary-Kate OlsenJessica SimpsonKate Beckinsale

Nicole Richie's evolution to nothing

2006-09-30T05:46:00.000+02:00

Anna Nicole weds attorney Howard K. Stern

2006-09-29T05:45:00.000+02:00

From StarMagazine:Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning just shortly before 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna's son Daniel, 20, from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on September 10.In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and

an update on Anna Nicole's son Daniel

2006-09-29T05:43:00.000+02:00

From Yahoo:An American examiner hired by the family, Cyril Wecht, said 20-year-old Daniel Smith had methadone and two antidepressants in his system when he died Sept. 10 in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas. Low levels of the three drugs interacted to cause an accidental death, Wecht said.Daniel Smith, who reportedly was hospitalized for depression and back pain before he traveled to

Aaron Carter is not engaged anymore... well that was fast

2006-09-26T02:10:00.000+02:00

Even I didn't think that it would all be over THIS fast.Contact Music: Aaron Carter has ended his engagement to model/actress Kari Ann Peniche - just nine days after proposing. The Crazy Little Party girl hitmaker, 18, asked former Miss Teen USA and Playboy model Peniche, 22, to marry him on stage at the Playboy Hollywood Comedy Tour in Las Vegas, Nevada, on 19 September (06). After Peniche

Madonna and Guy Ritchie to adopt a child/children?

2006-09-25T08:32:00.000+02:00

Madonna and Guy Ritchie are reportedly planning to adopt a child, or perhaps children, from an orphanage in Malawi. A source close to the couple has told the People newspaper: “Originally Madonna and Guy planned to adopt only one child. But when they were told that might mean breaking up a family unit they immediately said they would take siblings or twins if that was the right thing to do.” “

Cross-dressing criminals arrested at Wal-Mart

2006-09-25T08:23:00.000+02:00

Okay, so these aren't celebrities. But when I run across a story that's this amusing (well, the photos are the amusing part) I just have to post it.From TheSmokingGun:On Saturday morning, Paris, Kentucky police received a call from a local Wal-Mart reporting that three black females were trying to pass stolen checks. When the trio became concerned that store employees might be contacting cops,

Jessica still has Nick's t-shirts

2006-09-25T07:59:00.000+02:00

CONTACT MUSIC:Pop star Jessica Simpson may have dumped ex-husband Nick Lachey last year (05), but she still kept his T-shirts around so she can sleep in them every night. The Public Affair star has moved on from the relationship, but still has the reminders of her former life. She says, "I still have some of them. I don't throw away things. I love Nick with all my heart. He's still a dear friend.

TomKat to marry very soon

2006-09-23T06:24:00.000+02:00

Katie Holmes has reportedly confirmed to photographers that she is set to marry Tom Cruise within the next few weeks. When the photographers shadowing her on a recent shopping trip asked if she was going to be walking down the aisle soon, Katie smiled and replied: “Yes!”According to a source quoted in Us Weekly, Katie’s mum is staying with the family in Beverly Hills to “help with the final

Lindsay and Harry are no more

2006-09-23T06:17:00.000+02:00

Lindsay Lohan and Harry Morton split up Thursday, multiple sources confirmed to PEOPLE – but now they seem to be speaking again. "Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio," a source tells PEOPLE. "Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her." "She was too much drama," says a source close to Harry. "Lindsay

Owen and Kate not hiding anymore

2006-09-21T20:05:00.002+02:00

People: It's no longer a secret: Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are definitely out and about and having a fun time together. Hudson, who separated from Chris Robinson in August, and Wilson are keeping a relatively low profile – but are spending more time together in the public eye.On Sunday, Wilson visited Hudson and pals at her Pacific Palisades, Calif. house. Then, later that evening, the two

I see London, I see France, I see hot pink underpants.

2006-09-21T08:35:00.000+02:00

Oh no he didn't!

Matty gets his groove on

2006-09-21T08:22:00.000+02:00

All I have to say is that could have been me! I wanted to go to the Austin City Limits Festival- the greatest music festival in the world- this year but couldn't get the time off from work. This chick is LUCKY. I guess life just isn't fair sometimes.[image]

UPDATE: Cam and Tim

2006-09-21T07:43:00.000+02:00

The X17 people have this to say about the confrontation between X17 photog and Cam and Tim:To the best of our knowledge, the pictures and video of Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz early morning on Tuesday, September 19 were taken on a public street where there was no “Private Drive” or “Private Property” sign visible. What the photographer knows he saw and what the pictures show, were at least

More on Travolta's gay kiss

2006-09-21T07:29:00.000+02:00

John Travolta's attorney has raced to defend his client against gay slurs after the star was photographed kissing another man before flying him to America on board his private jet. Publicists insisted the smooch was harmless and Travolta's wife Kelly Preston was on board the plane which ferried the actor and the family's male nanny home from Ontario, Canada. Martin Singer (Travolta's attorney)

Willie Nelson does drugs... well duh.

2006-09-20T07:53:00.000+02:00

Willie Nelson and several members of his band were issued misdemeanor citations for drug possession early today during a traffic stop in Saint Martin Parish.The traffic stop was conducted on Interstate 10 near Breaux Bridge.Trooper Willie Williams says troopers smelled a strong odor of marijuana when the driver opened the bus door.During a search of the bus, Williams say approximately 1 1/2

Oprah for President 2008!

2006-09-20T07:48:00.000+02:00

A retired Kansas City teacher has launches a one-man campaign to get Oprah nominated for President in 2008. Now Oprah and her team are suing him for using her name to sell a book and t-shirt on his web site. TheSmokingGun has all the details and the cease and desist letter.

Aaron Carter to marry Playboy Playmate.

2006-09-20T07:39:00.000+02:00

Singer Aaron Carter is engaged to Playboy Playmate Kari Ann Peniche. Carter, 18, popped the question to Peniche (who previously dated Aaron's brother Nick) on Saturday in Las Vegas while they were onstage in front of 200 people during the Playboy Comedy Tour at the Palms Casino Resort. The couple, who plan to wed in the next six months, hugged and kissed after Peniche accepted the proposal. On

Madonna's new do

2006-09-20T07:33:00.000+02:00

Personally, I don't think that it's a bad haircut. The only problem is that it's on Madonna. If it were on someone younger it would be cute, but Madge is starting to show her age (at least in these pics) and the cut makes her look like she's trying too hard to look young and hip. What do you think?

I don't think Mr. Timberlake likes to have his picture taken

2006-09-20T07:15:00.000+02:00

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What kind of sh*t is this?!

2006-09-20T07:02:00.000+02:00

In news almost too pathetic/weird/obsessive/strange to report, Joe Simpson has now added paparazzo to his ever-increasing repetoire of controlling jobs. RadarOnline has the story:The perpetually hustling father and manager of Jessica and Ashlee has gone beyond merely co-opting the paparazzi and has actually become one of them. According to sources who've had recent dealings with him, Simpson has

Celebrity bloggers unite!

2006-09-20T07:00:00.000+02:00

Here's a rundown of the top 10 most hated celebrities. No surprises here. [Popbytes]

Victoria Beckham's nip slip x 2

2006-09-20T06:50:00.000+02:00

Britney has baby boy #2

2006-09-12T19:01:00.000+02:00

According to the National Enquirer, Britney gave birth to a baby boy early this morning. She had him by c-section and he weighs in at 6lbs. 11oz. Congrats Brit![image]

Jessica/John affair over as quick as it started

2006-09-11T05:55:00.000+02:00

E!: Simpson's manager dad, Joe Simpson, gave his daughter's publicist [John Shuter] the heave-ho this week, reportedly because the elder Simpson's quite perturbed about the way Shuter put the spin on his little girl's burgeoning relationship with Mayer, with a People magazine cover story Aug. 31 touting Jessica's declaration that she was in love eventually turning into an Us Weekly cover

Katie Holmes' quote of the day

2006-09-11T05:46:00.000+02:00

"Those stories eat away at me because it's just not okay. Some of the crap that's out there - the stuff that's said about my parents and my - it's really frustrating the amount of shit that's out there. And the stuff they say about Suri? You shouldn't say that about us, and you can't say that about my child."Holmes also reveals that she and Tom had a doll 'decoy' that looked like Suri made to

The rundown of Hilton's many woes...

2006-09-11T05:27:00.000+02:00

The most recent incident with Paris Hilton has of course been her arrest for DUI. But get a load of all the other crap she's done lately, courtesy of YahooNews: In February, a Superior Court judge ordered Hilton to stay away from event producer Brian Quintana after he claimed she shoved him on at least three occasions and badmouthed him. A month earlier, actress and diamond heiress Zeta Graff

Affleck says Bennifer split was good

2006-09-11T05:15:00.000+02:00

Digital Spy: Ben Affleck has revealed his split from Jennifer Lopez boosted his career.The actor admitted he made some bad decisions during his relationship with the singer, and didn't choose his movies for the right reasons.He told the Daily Record: "I did popcorn stuff. But I didn't realise that there are good popcorn movies and bad popcorn movies. Ultimately, I found myself with the

Where the hell is Matt?

2006-09-09T06:26:00.000+02:00

Video courtesy of Wherethehellismatt.com. If only I could visit a handful of the places this guy has been, he's my new hero.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNF_P281Uu4

LiLo engaged?

2006-09-07T20:10:00.000+02:00

She's now sporting a rock on that left hand. Hmmm....[source]

Pais busted for DUI

2006-09-07T20:06:00.000+02:00

We all knew it would happen sooner than later. Click here to get all the details. There are other details here.

The Liza Minnelli poisoning attempt

2006-09-06T07:30:00.000+02:00

Oh my. This is going to get ugly. In the bitter divorce case between Liza and David Gest, Liza now claims to have feared for her life and that Gest tried to poison her. Read the whole story here.

K-Fed's new tatoo, mamma praising, and a good cry

2006-09-06T07:14:00.000+02:00

Kevin Federline has a new tatoo- one that follows his wife-beater tank line no less. He's also taking aim at reporters that doubt the ability of his wife to be a good mother and crying after his awful performance on the Teen Choice Awards. To read it all, go to SuicideGirls.[image]

Tom and Katies' Asian baby- Suri's first pictures

2006-09-06T07:04:00.000+02:00

It's Suri! She exists! And if you ask me, she's Asian! Asian hair and Asian eyes. She's awfully cute, but she doesn't really look like Tom at all.[source]